I don't know if I want to live in a world where the University of Oregon Ducks are a sports powerhouse.
I grew up in Eugene and outside Myrtle Point, Oregon. My father taught at the U of O. The official sports slogan I remember was "Go Big Green!", but the usual local usage was more commonly "Go Little Yellow!" as the basketball teams generally didn't reach .500 playing at Mac Court ("Pack the Pit!") and the football teams didn't play a bowl game between 1963 and 1989. The one thing I remember the U of O being somewhat successful at was track and field. We watched "Pre" run fourth at the 1972 Olympics.
There was a certain rightness to the world when the U of O and OSU fought for the bottom every year.
Curse you, Phil Knight!